Major League Baseball on Wednesday had a night where seven pitchers age 40 or older were scheduled to start: Roger Clemens, Kenny Rogers, John Smoltz, Jaime Moyer, Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, and Woody Williams. Only because Rogers, 42, was rained out did the sport not break its previous record for most oldness in pitchers in one night.Tonight in El Paso, Evander Holyfield, 44, continues his comeback against Lou Savarese, 41. I've been checking the records to find out when was the last time two guys over 40 fought each other. It's certainly happened many times. But maybe not before on pay-per-view.
Savarese has fought older gentlemen before. But when he fought a 48-year-old George Foreman, Savarese was just 31. And when he fought a 45-year-old Tim Witherspoon, he was 37. Holyfield was still a youngster in his twenties when he battled a plucky Foreman, who was 42 at the time.
In boxing, when you hear about two guys over 40 fighting each other, your first thought isn't: "Wow, it's remarkable how they can keep going after all these years." Your first thought is: someone help these guys hang up the gloves. If boxing didn't involve a risk of permanent damage for athletes with long careers, it would be amazing. It's hard enough to last a few rounds in your twenties. But 44? As much as we want these guys to retire, they remain extraordinary athletes.
Some press on tonight's senior league matchup: Vic Ziegel's headline writer in the New York Daily News calls the fight one for the ages (which recalls the promotional nickname of Holyfield-Foreman, "Battle of the Ages"). Patrick Kehoe of BoxingScene.com and FOXSports.com says Holyfield isn't the real deal anymore. A lot of papers have run the AP's take on the bout.









Just say, for laughs, that you decided to see what kind of weird and cool stuff you can buy on boxers' official web sites. Most of the top fighters these days have their own sites, and many of those have a menu item labeled "store" or "merchandise." Yeah, about half of these link to pages that say "coming soon!" But, hey, it's a lot easier to wish you had decent merchandise and a reliable online commerce operation than to actually have those things. And then there are sites like 






1. The Ring (2002) – In this shocker, watching a particular videotape makes people die. Most shockingly, it's not a tape of Ruiz-Toney.

If you've tried the boxing game that comes with the Nintendo Wii video game console, you know that it's extraordinarily unrealistic. It's nowhere near as good as the Wii bowling, or even the tennis. Yes, you actually throw punches, using a wireless controller in each hand, but the action on the screen barely seems to correlate with your spastic movements. You can't see an opening and throw a strategic left hook that scores. It's mostly just chaos. A more realistic boxing game for the console is not imminent. EA Sports, which has spent centuries making its Fight Night boxing game realistic, doesn't even know what to do with the Wii. [clarification: they have a Madden football game but don't know how to do boxing on it yet.]






